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Predicting Trump’s Next Lie
My guesses may not be crazy enough, but here goes
Oct. 3, 2024: Former Leader-of-the-free-world Donald J. Trump had some spicy words for Gov. Tim Walz, Democratic candidate for Vice President.
“Tim Walz is not an American. His family lived in a yurt in the Himalayas and moved here to the US to get a free luxury home six months after Tim was born. They illegally crossed the border into Pakistan, and from there it was a short trip to Mexico and into the US. He’s a fraud. He’s an illegal alien and he not eligible to run for President.”
CNN has determined, without a doubt, that every one of these statements is pure bull. None of this ever happened and all of it is made up in the fevered brain of the aging Trump. Trump’s highly trained team of political experts replied, “Nananana boo-boo. Sez you.”
Oct. 4, 2024: Donald Trump appeared outside of a Kentucky Hobby Lobby and shared some remarks about his presidential opponent.
“Karmalama is a big fat liar. She claims to be a woman, but I don’t know, I don’t know. How can she be a woman when she is able to camouflage in front of different backgrounds? How? I don’t know, I’m not trying to say she’s inhuman, but I think only a few creatures can do that, can camouflage. Many people say that if a creature can do that, it has…
