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Is Mike Pence Radioactive?
I honestly can’t figure it out. I just can’t.
The Republican Party finds itself in a strange and frightening situation. They control most of the government, with a majority of the Senate on their team and the White House held firmly in tiny orange Republican hands.
That should be a good thing for Republicans, as everyone knows. But they have one giant, tweeting problem.
The President of the United States is nuttier than any fruitcake. And the entire world knows it.
The Pres is addicted to Twitter, which he frantically uses at all hours of the night and day. He uses it to attack our serious national enemies, like any actor who questions him. Or any talk show host who he suspects might be snickering at him on national TV. He uses it to make up playground worthy nicknames for the kids who are mean to him. He uses it to share lies about impending national disasters, thereby scaring the bejesus out of millions of confused Americans.
The man in the Oval is obsessed with the sane, intelligent man who worked there before him. He will do anything to undo every one of Obama’s actions. He’ll roll back any regulation, undo any law, revoke any order if it carries the name of his predecessor.
No one would be surprised to find that he had drawn a mustache on Obama’s official portrait…
