Famous Quotes for Trump’s Last Day

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I hate to be petty, but exactly four years ago I was in a car with friends on our way to Washington DC for the 2016 Women’s March. We were angry. We were scared. We had on our pink hats.

We didn’t break anything or smash any windows or try to kill anyone. We marched.

And, folks, we told you what was going to happen. And we were right.

So this morning I’m feeling just a wee bit snarky.

This is what I have to say today.

1.“If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas.”

This is to you, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Mike Pence, Marco Rubio. You’ve been sleeping with the dirtiest of dogs for four years. You’ve enabled him. You’ve coddled him. You’ve fed him treats. And every one of his bloodsucking, disease-ridden fleas is crawling all over you. You won’t be able to lie your way out of this one, fellas.

2. “Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.”

Dear Republican Party, this one is for you. You spent a lot of time and energy sucking up to the rich and powerful while you were running the show. You do that a lot. This time, though, with the Huckster in Chief in power, you thought you could just ignore the…