Dear Republicans in Congress

This is your “Get Out of Jail Free” card

Dear Republican Congressmen and Women, Dear GOP Senators,

Your guy was just convicted by a jury of his peers. He’s guilty of 34 felonies. All of which involved him cheating and lying to influence the last election.

We know, you are all too scared to stand up to the “boss.” We get it. You looked away when he grabbed ’em by the pussy. You stayed silent when he made fun of a disabled reporter. You were too shy and too scared to tell him to knock it off. You wanted to keep your jobs.

That’s the way American politics works, we know that.

But given the fact that virtually every one of you (except for the ever creepy MTG and her frenemy Bobo) has said that Donald Trump is “a kook.” Or worse. None of you think he’s smart. Not a single one of you thinks he is honorable or decent. You aren’t about to leave him alone with your daughters, right?

All of you have said you think he’s a narcissistic wanna-be dictator.

But you’ve stuck by him, because for some unfathomable reason, being a Republican representative means that you have unstrapped your balls and left them in the bathroom. (All of you except Liz Cheney). You’ve been terrorized by the Donald. You’ve become convinced that the great…