But, Wait! Where Are the Lizard People?

The ever-changing world of GOP conspiracy theories

Well, my goodness. Ever since President Biden handed off his Presidential aspirations to Vice President Kamala Harris, the GOP has been almost maniacally engaged in making shit up.

So far, they have come up with a few whoppers.

They claim that Kamala Harris is a “radical leftist” who is “far more liberal than Joe Biden.” All I can say to that is “Ahahahahahaha”. I wonder if they know what “leftist” means. It is far more AOC than Kamala H.

Sheesh.

They claim that Kamala is ineligible to run for President because her parents weren’t born here. Um, hasn’t this whole birther thing been tried before?

The GOP has said that Kamala is a “DEI” hire, in spite of her decades of experience as a prosecutor, state Attorney General, Senator and Vice President. Somehow they think they can trot our fake hillbilly JD Vance and his two years in Congress as a more qualified person to land a job in the White House. Sure.

Trump has also called Harris “dumb as a rock”, which is pretty laughable. Mr. Wharton School mediocrity calling the law school graduate Harris dumb. Priceless.