How I Got My Painful Eggplant Injury
or “Athletic Injuries Explained.”
The world is full of people who love to get out there and embrace life. They are hearty, healthy souls who aren’t afraid to take risks. They thrive when they can breathe in the fresh cold air of a challenging ski slope. They are happiest facing whitewater rapids, hiking the steep and rocky slopes of giant mountains or surfing the steepest of waves.
I am not one of those people.
Nuh, uh. Not me.